As you know, the major difference between Bird Watching and Bird Snatching is that you have to actually Snatch at the bird. But here are a few Snatching tactics, for the Bird Snatch Novice. Get ready to get those hands dirty, because Birds will claw your Hands!
Birds will claw your Hands! Birds will claw your Hands!
Birds will claw your Hands!
1) Cradle The Bird
Get that Bird right in your arms and cradle it. This is a unique Bird Snatching technique. Miraculous!
2) Preach To It
Preach To The Bird
Everybody hates Preachy Pamelas, but not when it comes to Bird Snatching. Get that bird on the side of THE LORD so you can Snatch it right up into your greasy wrists. Good LORD willin' or the Bird don't Snatch.
3) Elope
Sometimes, when your family doesn't approve of your marriage or when you want to get married right away and not have to plan or anything like that, people can just elope.
4) Handvac
Snatch up that unsuspecting Bird with a quick spray of your Hand-i-vac, vacuum of the future today!
5) Tell It It's Family Is Dead
If your bird friend thinks its family is dead, YIKEs! It'll not care about being Snatched up by a girl like you. Put those freshly painted nails to the ultimate test! When you see Bird Tears, that's a good time to Snatch.
Keep in touch,
LaYzEe (that's my new s/n! I'm Philip Brightmore's tragic uncle.)
Amateur.
ReplyDeleteSorry about the bird snatching. That was my 10 year old. she don;t know what type bird. tree was cut down.?
the trees was cut down exposing the eggs to direct sunlight and preditors. they had been sitting on top of that cut down bush for 2 months. Sorry......